So lazy

I’ve hardly done a thing for almost two weeks.

I have a to-do list for business, it’s quite long.  Everything on it is essential, and I do actually want to do them, but I can’t be bothered.

I think I need to ponder things over while eating chocolate.

Things to ponder over

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Why do we say “bye bye” but not “hi hi”?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?

How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?